42 things that Google+ is more important than

After reading over and over again from anyone with a blog or Twitter account, I realize that Google+ might just be the most important invention in the history of mankind. To listen to people go on about it, it appears that we've entered a new chapter of our civilization...no...in all of humanity's history. For those who are not familiar with Google+, I suggest you get on it right away, as it will likely profoundly and immeasurably impact everything in your world and your very view of all its components. For those who don't have the time to check it out, I've put together a list of things and inventions in history that Google+ is more important than based on the volume and sentiment of posts that I see online.

Note: list is in no particular order. Please add anything that I'm missing in the comments.

  1. Electricity
  2. Wheel
  3. Sliced bread
  4. Printing press/moveable type
  5. Penicillin
  6. Pulleys
  7. Gunpowder
  8. Computers
  9. Oxygen (also includes air)
  10. Cotton Gin
  11. Mitochondria
  12. Anesthetics
  13. Automobile
  14. Camera
  15. Consciousness
  16. Light bulb
  17. Sanity
  18. Zippers
  19. Airplane
  20. Combustion/Fire
  21. Alcohol
  22. Indoor plumbing
  23. Opposable thumbs
  24. Language
  25. Television
  26. DNA
  27. Economics (includes currency and banking)
  28. Air conditioning
  29. Evolution
  30. Lasers
  31. Nuclear fission and/or fusion
  32. Easy Cheese
  33. Paper
  34. Plastics
  35. Radio
  36. Astronomy/motion of heavenly bodies, etc.
  37. Vaccines
  38. Quantum Theory
  39. Plows
  40. Matches
  41. Pens
  42. Frozen foods